Reblog if fuck you my otp is perfect
- adults: any thoughts on careers?
- me: marvel was an asshole
- me: but I like cato
- me: what kind of name is glimmer
- me: I'd hate to be in an arena with clove
- me: oh you mean a job
that awkward moment when someone says 'I hate The Hunger Games'
When my parents have company over
- Mom: Hey are you going to be eating with us?
- Me: No. Feel free to ignore my existence.
- Mom: But we're maki-
- Me: YOU HAVE NO DAUGHTER!!!