May 2012
They know.
– Shia LeBeouf (via what-is-this-i-dont-even)
April 2012
Deviantart in a few screencaps
araneamaniaaaaaaaa:
itunes: would you like to upd-
me: no
pizzaforpresident:
Hey I just met you
and this is crazy
but I’m from tumblr
and that offends me
in the catholic ghetto, born and raised
at the playground is where I bullied most of the gays
relaxin chillaxin communion all cool
oppressing some minorities outside the school
when a couple of gays who were up to no good started making out in my friendly white neighborhood
I burned one little cross and the blacks got scared
And said “You’ll never be in the White House as long as...
Nezumi: Hey, I just met you
Nezumi: And this is crazy
Nezumi: But what if I said I have seen you naked
madcocaparty:
lawlietshoujo:
sipmiau:
zulenha:
madcocaparty:
lawlietshoujo:
i can’t stop staring at the guaraná plant
oh my god jhdfgkhjlçdksa
It can’t stop staring at you either.
i think i might need help
i’m staring at the guaraná
and it’s staring at me
“Give me your soul”
IF there’s proof of a God, it’s this!
Reblog if you'd care if I commited suicide
LOGAN!
tsunderelly said: OMFG YOU HAVE TO WATCH IT WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU JUST WATCH IT NOW OMF AGWHATLKSHDLALDK
Haha. I’m good…thanks.
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Teacher: C'mon guys! You did this in 3rd grade!
Student: I don't even remember what I had for dinner last night you fucking whore
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