Everyone else on tumblr: Makes perfect edits & GIFS
Everyone else on tumblr: Has 30,000 followers
Everyone else on tumblr: gets 100's of asks every day
Me: Reblogs stuff
haylz: How many Lizzies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I don’t know, but it only takes one to screw up a graduation!
l3golas: Harry Potter and It was Snape…wait no Harry Potter and It’s Malfoy…wait no Harry Potter and it was Sirius Black…wait no Harry Potter and It was Voldemort Harry Potter and fuck you I was right Harry Potter and no it was definitely Snape this time Harry Potter and shit, wrong again
teacher: did you read the books i assigned
me: no but i read a bunch of stories about fictional characters fucking it was nice
samflynn: brandnewswastikas: I wish there was some way to use your phone to text somebody but instead of typing stuff you would say it out loud into the phone or something and the other person could hear you and they would just talk out loud back to you. WHAT A FUCKIN DUMBASSSS!!!!!
laughcentre: laugh-at-me-br0: deerpong: victro: deerpong: sharonosbourne: whatafuckinfamilypicture: hey hey you i don’t like your girlfriend there was supposed to be another you goodbye you had one line. one mother fucking line. you
When you’re watching a cartoon and you hear a familiar voice and you sit there for ten minutes trying to figure out who voices them.
pregnancy test commercial: your body can tell when you are pregnant before you can
mom: so can republicans
I am a senpai. And I will never notice you. Not...
Teacher: If you have 10 chocolate cakes and someone asks for 2, how many do you have left?
beardedbeardstache: excuse me Is this where I sign into the fandom? HA, I see you have a ship! I have one too! They’re very non-canon and… shi- fuckiinasghjdklk IM I cant
Reblog if you know who Smitty Werben Jager Man...